Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna? reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.
Didnt think youd like be embarrassed to have spent the night with me.. Awk we didnt do anything so whys it that bad..
You were so into me the first couple of days and then everything changed..
Holiday picture preview #dominican #summer #sun #beach
i just love how dogs paddle with their little doggy paddle whenever theyre close to water like just look at the little doggy
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor
I’m going to reblog this until it’s a cultural norm.
This is actually brilliant
This is cool, but it hurts my head lol